The fine print

Privacy policy

Last updated October 18, 2026

This privacy policy explains what information Desperate Measures Home (desperatemeasureshome.com) collects when you visit, and how it is used. We keep it simple, because we keep the site simple.

Information we collect

We do not ask you to create an account, and we do not collect your name, address, or payment details on this site. If you email us, we receive your email address and whatever you choose to include in your message. We use it only to reply to you.

Like most websites, our hosting provider may automatically record basic technical information such as your IP address, browser type, and the pages you visited. This information is used to keep the site running and secure.

Cookies and affiliate links

We participate in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program. When you click an affiliate link, Amazon or another retailer may place a cookie in your browser so that a purchase can be credited to us. Those cookies are controlled by the retailer and covered by their privacy policies, not ours.

Third-party services

This site loads fonts from Google Fonts and links to Pinterest and to online retailers. When you use those services, their own privacy policies apply. We may add basic analytics in the future to understand which posts are helpful; if we do, we will update this policy.

Children's privacy

This site is intended for adults and does not knowingly collect information from children under 13.

Your choices

You can block or delete cookies in your browser settings at any time. If you've emailed us and would like us to delete your message, just ask.

Changes to this policy

We may update this policy from time to time. The date at the top of this page shows when it was last changed.

Contact

Questions about privacy can be sent to hello@desperatemeasureshome.com.